They're demolishing the Archers - and that's just the start of the nightmare! Might Gaz go into the red at the sperm bank? Would Jonny really swap Corinthian McVitie for a t-shirt? Could Louise be Princess Diana's and Nelson Mandela's love child? Would pork scratchings really beat mini cheddars in the World Cup final of bar snacks?

The arrival of Corinthian McVitie seems to have had little effect on the lives of the gang. Jonny decides to be a farmer - well at least come home with farm produce; Janet tries elves and sex; Gaz sacks himself; Donna becomes a bloke and Louise discovers her real father is gay - and fancies Jonny.

It's not all babies and tantric sex. While Gaz and Jonny debate who is Corinthian's real father, Janet and Donna are battling over who gets the bar manager's job in the Archers. And as the pub gets closer to demolition, all five are drawn back for a final session - a real night to remember.